Don't Knock

Welcome to the realm of exclusivity and humor with our latest coir doormat! This isn't just any ordinary mat; it's a declaration of your home's privacy policy with a cheeky twist. Emblazoned with the bold statement 'Don't knock unless I married you, birthed you, or ordered food from you', this mat is sure to bring a smile, a chuckle, or a knowing nod from your visitors. Perfect for those who appreciate a touch of humor at their doorstep, this mat not only keeps the dirt out but also keeps the uninvited at bay. Made from high-quality coir, it's durable, long-lasting, and a fantastic conversation starter. Ideal for those who love to mix style with a little sass, it's the perfect way to make a statement before guests even step foot in your home.